Buffalo Chik'n Salad

I've never been a huge fan of salads, but I'm always up for a challenge, so I decided that I need to work on that. Enter: buffalo chik'n salad. In the words of a ridiculously-annoying-piece-of-shit-actor, "WINNING!" I have made this salad 3 times in the last week, so I think that says something.

I'm a recent fan of buffalo sauce, as I always thought I wouldn't like it. I tasted it once about a month ago, and I try to use it every chance I get. I use the bottled stuff, which appears to be much lower in calories than if I'd made it myself. The brand I got has 5 calories per tablespoon, so that's not bad at all. You can do the (chicken) chik'n a couple different ways, but I chose to brush the sauce onto the patty in between flippings. You can also cook the chik'n, and coat it in sauce at the end. I've done it both ways, but I like the first method better. It seems to allow the flavor of the sauce to cook into the chik'n better.

As for salad dressing, that's up to you. I prefer to blend a little vegan ranch with a tiny bit of avocado and drizzle it over the salad. It was awesome. But, you can do whatever your little heart desires.

Serves 2 as a main

What I used:

• 2 Gardein Crispy Chik'n Filets
• 3-4 TB bottled buffalo sauce
• 1 tsp grapeseed oil
• 2 cups baby spinach
• 3-4 cups chopped romaine lettuce
• 1 medium tomato, chopped
• 1/4-1/3 cup red onion, diced

What I did:

1. Heat a grill pan (or non-stick skillet) over medium-high heat. Add the oil. Once hot, add the chik'n filets. Cook about 3 minutes, then flip. Cook another 3 minutes, then carefully brush some buffalo sauce on the tops. 
2. Turn heat down a bit to medium. Use tongs to very carefully flip your chik'n filets over. They will sizzle and pop. It's supposed to. Now, brush the top with sauce. After about 2 minutes, flip the filets again. I end up flipping the filets a couple times, brushing sauce on each time.
3. Carefully transfer the chik'n to a cutting board and slice into strips.
4. Get 2 plates and toss together the lettuce and spinach equally on each plate. Top it with the onions and tomatoes and then add the chik'n strips on top. Dress however you want.

Roasted Buffalo Cauliflower

Fuck Yes! I finally went there. I've had deep-fried, breaded buffalo cauliflower, and absolutely loved it. But, being a chickpea who's afraid to deep fry (long story), I decided to take a "healthier" (see: safer) method to pig out on my favorite sauce and one of my very favorite veggies. For the record, this whole plate pictured above, including the avocado, is only 187 calories. It's 3 cups of cauliflower, about 3 TB of bottled buffalo sauce, and 1/3 of a small avocado.

If you look online, you'll find an assload of recipes for buffalo cauliflower, each more fancy and complicated than the next. I'm here to assure you that this is the easiest. It took zero effort. It's fucking healthy. You'll thank me.

The batch I made was intended for a whole meal for 1 person. So, I'm not giving you an exact recipe. Just do the following and you'll do just fine.

1. Preheat your oven to 425 degrees. Prepare a baking sheet (I used a silicone mat, but you could definitely use parchment).
2. Put cauliflower in a bowl.
3. Pour buffalo sauce on cauliflower and flip it around to coat the cauli.
4. Pour the cauli onto the baking sheet.
5. Place baking sheet in oven and cook for 25 minutes, stirring once about halfway through cooking. 
6. Pig the fuck out.

My 1st Chia Smoothie

Alright, dudes. I decided to try adding chia seeds to a smoothie. It's supposed to add protein and essential fatty acids, so I thought, "Eh, why not?"

It turned out quite well and way more filling than I would've thought. I read that there are 3 ways to add chia to your smoothies:

• soak the seeds in liquid a few minutes to let it gel up and soften the seeds
• grind the seeds in a coffee grinder
• or add them straight when you start blending in the, well, blender

I took the soaking route. I was not wanting to have crunchy whole seeds in my smoothie. I soaked 1 TB of chia seeds in 1/2 cup of coconut milk for about 6 minutes while I was gathering the other ingredients. According to MyFitnessPal, this smoothie is 203 calories.

Here's what I used in my smoothie:

• 1 TB organic chia seeds
• 1/2 cup Silk coconut milk
• 1/4 cup organic blueberries
• 1/4 cup carrot (1 smallish carrot)
•  1/4 cup fresh pineapple
• 1/2 small banana
• handful of ice
• 1/4 cup water

Here's what I did:

1. Mix the seeds and coconut milk together in a small bowl and let sit at least 5 minutes for the seeds to soften and gel up.
2. Add all of the ingredients into the blender and blend on high until smooth. Leave out the water if you prefer a thick smoothie. 

Wordless Wednesday

 

Quinoa Avocado Toast

I've been on this big quinoa kick lately. I've discovered that I really love it, and not just "like" it. This is kind of a big deal. Like many people, I've been trying to move toward a healthier plant-based diet, as opposed to the way I had been eating. I have always been a sucker for the vegan convenience foods, and I'm trying to cut down on my processed food and increase my whole foods. And quinoa is really helping me get away from pasta and rice because it's packed with protein and fiber, along with some important nutrients. So, yeah, I'm digging it. It keeps me nice and full, which is great for me and keeps me from snacking on junk between meals. This breakfast has become my new favorite lately.

My pudgy little tootsies need a new pedicure.

I also just decided to give sprouted grain bread a chance. I've always been a fan of wheat and multi-grain breads, but this bread rocks! It's dense, but not too dense. It's a bit chewy and has a slightly nutty flavor that goes exceptionally well with the quinoa, which also has a nutty flavor. Back when I could eat nuts (and not break out in hives), I would toast up almonds and add them to quinoa for a bit of crunch. It was fantastic and I highly recommend it. But, now I'm a jealous bitch because you can eat nuts and I can't. Wow, that sounds naughty, but I didn't mean it that way. Get your head outta the gutter, foo!

Okay, so, here's how I made this delicious breakfast of awesomeness:
Serves 2.

What I used:

• 2 slices sprouted grain bread
• 1/3 cup uncooked quinoa
• 3/4 cup water
• 4 slices tomato
• 2/3 medium-size avocado, mashed
• Herbamare seasoning

What I did:

1. Bring water to a boil in a small pot with lid. Once it's bubbling, stir in the quinoa. Cover pot with lid and bring to a boil. Once boiling, turn heat down to medium or medium low and let simmer 15 minutes. Fluff with fork.
2. In a bowl, mix mashed avocado with quinoa and season with a little Herbamare. 
3. Toast the bread. 
4. Slather the quinoa/avocado on the toast and then top with tomatoes. 
5. CHOW DOWN

This breakfast came at the suggestion of my very dear pal, Nicole of Nicole Eats. She's a tremendous inspiration in my cooking. Love ya, lady!