Biscuit Queen - Vegan MoFo #9

I am the queen of the simple drop biscuit. See photo above if you don't believe me.

If there is one thing I loathe, it's having to roll out, well, anything. Even pizza dough just gets smooshed down with my bare hands. I hate rolling pins and I hate rolling. Thus, the drop biscuit is king in my world. You just mix some stuff together and use a fork to flop it out onto a baking sheet. I don't have an exact recipe...and I don't use the recommendation on the box. I know when the dough is perfect based on appearance and texture. I've been making these for 20 years, so I know what I'm doing. Sheesh, that makes me sound old. The fact is, that I am only 30, but I started making drop biscuits when I was a kid.

I can't really even classify this as a recipe, since I use no actual measurements. I use about 2 cups of Bisquick. Put it in a mixing bowl. Then add almond milk, maybe 1/2 cup...I don't know. I just keep mixing/combining with a fork until I see no dry spots. For perfect biscuits, you want a stiff dough that's not wet. If it's too wet, add a bit more Bisquick. It's so easy. Heat your oven to 440 degrees F (yes, 440). Cook about 10 minutes on the middle rack. The edges and peaks will be lightly browned. Now slather it with vegan butter and some jam or honey. This batch should make at least 6 biscuits.

See, it's easy. And delicious.

Vegan Cheddar Garlic Biscuits

Cheddar Garlic Biscuits made VEGAN? Hell yes. I may have mentioned this already, but I ordered the giant 5lb bag of Daiya cheddar from Vegan Essentials recently because I loathe driving 80 miles roundtrip to WholeFoods just to buy it. So, as I was digging through my fridge this morning trying to decide what to make for breakfast, I saw a baggie of cheddar calling my name (lightbub over my head). I had been really wanting to try to make a vegan cheddar garlic biscuit, so I did. And I can say this with absolute confidence: I rocked this recipe. The only way you won't like it is if you're a complete hater of Daiya. In which case, we can no longer be friends. Sorry. End of the road.

When it comes to cooking pet peeves, I hate rolling out doughs of any kind, so I made these biscuits "drop biscuits." Sort of amoeba-like, they're free-form, kick-ass yumminess. I suppose you could use some fresh garlic, though I don't really know how that would turn out. Don't blame me if it's shitty...I tried to warn you. Though I highly recommend melting the butter and some garlic salt (not powder) and brushing it over the cooked biscuits. So good. And kind of like the old-school cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster, which was the only thing I ever ate there when I was younger. Now you know the story, get to work. Make these biscuits.

Makes 4 large biscuits....and I'm not ashamed to admit that I ate 2.

Ingredients:

• 3/4 cup plus 1 TB all-purpose flour (unbleached, of course)
• 1/3 cup almond milk
• 3/4 tsp apple cider vinegar
• 1 tsp baking powder
• 1 1/2 TB butter flavored shortening
• scant 1/4 tsp salt
• 1/3 cup Daiya cheddar
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• Optional ingredients for glazing the tops:
• 1 TB vegan butter
• 1/2 tsp garlic SALT

Method:

1. Preheat oven to 430 degrees F. Line a baking sheet with silicone mat or parchment paper
2. Pour the milk and vinegar into a measuring cup and let sit about 4-5 minutes. Meanwhile, start step 3.
3. In a mixing bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt, garlic powder and shortening. Use a fork or pastry cutter to mix until the shortening pieces are no larger than pea-size.
4. Pour the milk into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined and no dry spots remain. Then, gently fold the cheese into the dough. The dough should be kind of sticky, yet firm. It will want to stay in one big piece.
5. Use a fork and scoop out the batter into 4 equal-sized chunks on the baking sheet. 

6. Bake on middle rack for 14-18 minutes. The biscuits will be lightly browned around the edges and bottom. 
7. Then, melt the butter and garlic salt in a tiny bowl in your microwave. Mix well and brush it on the tops of the biscuits, if you feel like it. I highly recommend it.

Well, what are you waiting for? Make them already! Don't make me tell you again *fist shake*