Chocolate Espresso Cupcakes

Chocolate Espresso Cupcakes!? How could anyone NOT want to devour them all?

Do I really need to type up some snarky shit about how cupcakes are so 5 years ago and how the trend is to make deconstructed hipster desserts? Nah. Fuck that. Everyone loves cupcakes and always will. Deal with it.

I normally make my own frosting, but I was in a crunch and snagged some "accidentally vegan" frosting from the market. You can be a fancy pants and make your own...I won't judge. I'm a busy chickpea and just didn't have time. That's life.

On with the show.

This recipe makes 1 dozen cupcakes.

What you need:

• 1 cup nondairy milk
• 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract
• 1/8-1/4 tsp almond extract (optional)
• 1/4 cup grapeseed oil (you can probably use canola, but I don't love the taste of it)
• 2 TB espresso powder (more if you're a sassy one)
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 1/2 tsp baking soda
• 1 tsp baking powder
• 1/3ish cup cocoa powder
• 3/4 cup sugar of your choice
• 1 & 1/4 cups flour
• chocolate frosting of your choice.

 What you do:

1.  Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F. Line your cupcake pan with paper liners. I buy the IF YOU CARE brand baking cups that are unbleached and all that jazz.They just seem to work the best for me and never, ever stick to my cuppies.
2. Mix your frosting with about 1 TB of the espresso powder...add more until it tastes how you want it to. Set aside. You could do this last or whenever. Your choice. Lucky you.
3. In a bowl or a large measuring cup, whisk together the other TB espresso powder with the milk, oil, and extract(s). Set aside.
4. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together salt, baking power, baking soda, cocoa, and flour.
5. Whisk your liquid into the dry mix until just combined. If you mix too much, that shit gets tough as it bakes. No one wants your shitty, tough cuppies.
6. Scoop your batter into the baking cups until theyre about 2/3-3/4 of the way full. 
7. Put on the middle rack of your oven and bake about 23 minutes. Yours might be longer or less, just keep a close eye. Mine was exactly 23 minutes. How do you know they're done? Insert a dry toothpick into the center of a few of the cupcakes. If they come out cleanly, those dudes are done. 
8. Let your cuppies cool completely and then slather some killer chocolate espresso frosting on top. Dig in, dudes!